I Am Jealous Of My Cats.

Yes, I’ll admit it. I’m jealous of my two cats.

It’s not that I’m upset over lacking Cam’s beautiful emerald eyes or luscious snow white fur. I don’t covet her feminine grace or sharp intelligence.

I’m not threatened by Chi’s shocking athleticism or adorable face. Heck, I’m not even bothered that he has better social skills than I do.

Even though all of these traits make my sweet pets as lovable as all get out, none of these begin to scratch the surface of why I am so envious of them.

No, I am jealous of my cats because they know how to sleep… and I don’t.

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