Can Watermelon Simply Count As Water?

Today’s post is going to have to be short and sweet, you guys.

As much as I would like to say that I’m in a hurry due to having super important stuff to do (even though I technically do have a to-do list as long as the Wall of China…), I can’t.

However, the Housewives of New York comes on at 9 tonight.

Long story short, I refuse to miss it.


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Absolutely Not My Favorite Workout

Today’s workout was, by far, my least favorite. I knew I couldn’t keep avoiding it though.

I shudder to think how I’ll feel tomorrow. 😦

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I Am Jealous Of My Cats.

Yes, I’ll admit it. I’m jealous of my two cats.

It’s not that I’m upset over lacking Cam’s beautiful emerald eyes or luscious snow white fur. I don’t covet her feminine grace or sharp intelligence.

I’m not threatened by Chi’s shocking athleticism or adorable face. Heck, I’m not even bothered that he has better social skills than I do.

Even though all of these traits make my sweet pets as lovable as all get out, none of these begin to scratch the surface of why I am so envious of them.

No, I am jealous of my cats because they know how to sleep… and I don’t.

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Life As A Tumbleweed

All of my life I have felt out of place, never particularly fitting in with any one crowd and always doing my own thing.

And while I’ve always wished to understand why I felt like such an outcast, it never quite made sense until today.

I… am a tumbleweed.

Round, peculiar, and dry.

Like, really dry.

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Betwixt a Rock and a Hard Place

It has been quite awhile since I last found myself in this position, but now that I’m here again, I’m left wondering what I should do.

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Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Okay, so I know I’ve never been known as the most patient person in the world, but why does this whole weight loss thing have to take so long?

It all seemed so simple to me: eat less calories than you burn, exercise regularly to burn even more calories, and BOOM! Kate Moss.

What do you mean, that’s not how it works? Of course that’s how it works.


My eagerness to see some kind of physical proof of improvement was teetering on the brink of stone cold desperation this morning. I mean, I almost ran back into the traitorous, lying arms of my scale. Fortunately, I came to before stepping on it and destroying my self-esteem for the day.

This morning I looked in the mirror and scowled at my waistline thinking, “Ugh…what a mess! This is not working. But if it is working, it’s working much too slowly.”

I don’t know, you guys. It may be time to call for reinforcements.

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