It Has Been Six Months… Where The Heck Have I Been?

First and foremost, hey guys!

Whew. Now that I’ve got that obligatory and horribly awkward salutation out of the way, I can move on to the highly necessary and equally awkward process of explaining where the heck I’ve been for six months.

No posts.

No updates.

Six. Whole. Months.

*Cue the Jeopardy theme song while I try to think of a super lame, hardly believable excuse for why I’ve been missing for half a year.*

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